vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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