So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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