You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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