i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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