What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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