At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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