She's JV to your varsity
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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