I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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