drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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