so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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