Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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