what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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