I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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