i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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