Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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