You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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