Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Randomize
