Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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