My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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