Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
