I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
