so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Randomize
