Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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