I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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