wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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