Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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