I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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