I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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