Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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