sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I could make wine with my vomit
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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