Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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