and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Randomize
