This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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