He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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