the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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