I'm really into asian looking animals
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
