I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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