idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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