The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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