but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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