And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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