No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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