ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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