Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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