all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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