good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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