How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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