Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
they need to just BURY HIM!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize
