Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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