i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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