Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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