Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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