You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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