seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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