NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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